Today, my boyfriend picked me up and spun me around like they do in the movies, but not before grimacing, taking a deep breath, and muttering "one, two, three... and... uuuppp!" FML
by dogmom / 07/16/2012 at 4:51pm / United States (Hawaii) / Love
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That's a confidence booster.
#1 - On 07/16/2012 at 7:40pm by SweetSora
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Those stupid moves you see in the movies never work in real life. I tried running through a meadow to Mrs. Bastard, but I ended up tripping and falling face first into cow manure.
Fuck you, Hollywood.
#11 - On 07/16/2012 at 7:56pm by DocBastard
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