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Today, I was brutally dumped over webcam, by my boyfriend, who was taking a dump with the laptop on his lap. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29259) - you deserved it (2759)

On 07/06/2012 at 6:51am - love - by Toilettrash (woman) - United States

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You got dumped while he was taking a dump. He made two dumps at once.

#5 - On 07/06/2012 at 12:54pm by KommanderKush420

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I'm posting this so there's one less spot for a shit related pun. You can thank me later. Also good for you op. Thats some low class shit right there. Do you really want that in your life?

#2 - On 07/06/2012 at 12:53pm by TheWindowLicker

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