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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be romantic to throw pebbles at my bedroom window in the middle of the night. It triggered the burglar alarm, which woke up everyone in the house. If my parents didn't know I had a boyfriend before, they certainly do now. FML

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On 07/01/2012 at 4:01pm - love - by Jacqueline (woman) - United Kingdom

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That's a pretty sensitive burglar alarm if it was triggered by pebbles.

#1 - On 07/01/2012 at 8:04pm by lolfood

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He should've been creative and thrown a horse through your window, like Peter Griffin did. Worked out well for him. ;)

#4 - On 07/01/2012 at 8:15pm by kyleekay

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