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Today, I was at a party and we were all playing Seven Minutes in Heaven. It was my crush's turn to spin the bottle so my heart started pounding. The bottle pointed towards me! Then my crush said, "With her it'd be 'Seven Minutes in Hell'. Just skip me." FML


I agree, your life sucks (117932) - you deserved it (7825)

On 03/03/2009 at 6:00pm - love - by ILTali (woman) - United States (Maryland)

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Aww, what an ass hole! :[

You're better than him =D

#1 - On 03/04/2009 at 6:19am by LMFAOsabrina

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Look at the good side: now you know he's a prick, you can stop wasting your time having a crush on him, and turn your attention on someone who's actually NICE.

#5 - On 03/04/2009 at 6:28am by musu

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