Today, I was talking to my boyfriend on the phone, when I accidentally let rip a monstrous fart. He swore at me for being a pig, hung up, and has ignored all my subsequent calls. I try not to date idiots, but it's like I have a big old shithead-attracting magnet attached to me or something. FML

by Anonymous / 06/02/2012 at 12:46pm / Ireland (Carlow) / Love

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  • the fart fmls are always the funniest

    #1 - On 06/02/2012 at 9:16pm by ilovesuju

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  • He just hung up on you not even giving you a chance to blame it on the dog you don't have or the ketchup bottle?!
    How rude and immature of him.

    #4 - On 06/02/2012 at 9:18pm by NoorFML

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