Today, I went to the water park with my boyfriend. A swimsuit was required to go on the rides. My bikini straps somehow got torn off and I had nothing else with me. My boyfriend said, "Hell, just wear my spare shorts. You could pass as a guy with your chest". FML

by Anonymous / 05/18/2012 at 3:19pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

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  • What the hell. Do me a favor and tell him that at least your breasts are bigger than his balls!

    #8 - On 05/18/2012 at 5:14pm by imseksie

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  • Your best possible response: "I'll take your shorts, it's not like they're covering anything".

    #13 - On 05/18/2012 at 5:18pm by SkoomaKi

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