Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML
by Lizofsmeg / 05/11/2012 at 1:03am / United States / Love
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#1 - On 05/11/2012 at 6:19am by MrHomerSimpson
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At least you wash your hands. A lot of people don't...
#7 - On 05/11/2012 at 6:21am by SkoomaKi
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