Today, I told my parents I wanted them to meet my new partner. My mom went into a rant about how she had known I was gay for a while and asked how I was going to tell my husband. I am straight, madly in love with my husband, and was referring to my business partner. FML

by alicemassie / 05/14/2009 at 10:37pm / United States (New York) / Love

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  • oh how awkward!! i'm in a similar mum is waiting for me to come out of the closet and she keeps hinting at it aha

    #1 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:21am by itsnotfair

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  • Okay, (it's OP) I need to make a couple of clarifications.

    I didn't include this part because there wasn't enough room in the FML submit thing, but after I told my mom I was referring to my business partner, she told me that she thinks I'm a lesbian not because of her fantastic maternal intuition, but because she thinks my husband is too much of an "ass bitch" for me to actually love him, and because I'm athletic.

    I wanted her to meet my business partner because my parents are involved in my business

    #35 - On 05/15/2009 at 4:07pm by alicemassie

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