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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend, and ended up sitting next to this girl who wouldn't stop sneezing. Grossed out, I asked my boyfriend if we could switch seats. After doing so, the girl immediately stopped sneezing and started flirting with him. FML

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On 03/23/2012 at 3:39am - love - by Hana (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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trifling ho

#1 - On 03/23/2012 at 11:05am by asiancosmo

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Well if he was a good boyfriend, he would've told her to shut up and watch the movie.

#7 - On 03/23/2012 at 11:10am by xxmuzicfreakxx

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