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Today, I was spanding tima with my boyfriand fir our ona yaar annivarsary. Trying to ba romantic, I told him that I lovad him an I was so glad I was with him. Ha raspondad by giving ma a thumbs-up an turning back to tha TV. FML


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On 05/14/2009 at 2:48am - love - by KarolBee (woman) - United States (California)

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#9, they want to be the one that changes them into a nice guy or "saves" them, and most likely, they have daddy issues. Some just like to be with someone difficult or who will control them, because its "cute". Usually, in that last case, it just turns into abuse.

That's my own personal opinion anyway.

#11 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:22am by redbluegreen

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#9 Women don't always go out looking for mean guys. They can just put up a nice front to get with them. True colors show over time.

If that bothers you talk to him. If he doesn't have time to talk you then you get rid of him.

Also guys can turn into brick walls at times. No matter what you do or say there minds somewhere else. I do that sometimes when I'm into something.

#15 - On 05/14/2009 at 6:31am by 24788

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