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Today, it's my birthday. My fiancé decided to give me the gift of "freedom". That's how he put it, anyway. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31763) - you deserved it (2410)

On 02/28/2012 at 5:04pm - love - by salt. - United States (Ohio)

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Whenever anyone asks, tell them that it was the best gift you ever received. It probably is, even if it doesn't feel like it just yet.

#3 - On 02/29/2012 at 3:28am by Cenobyte

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There should be a "you're better off" button on here.

#28 - On 02/29/2012 at 5:15am by alfred07

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