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Today, I finally made the last payment on the beautiful engagement ring I bought and proposed with - two years ago. To my ex-girlfriend, who said no and promptly started sleeping with one of my friends. FML


I agree, your life sucks (36159) - you deserved it (2996)

On 01/29/2012 at 4:55am - love - by brokeandsingle - United Kingdom (York)

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Well you can always keep it and give it to the right girl!

#2 - On 01/29/2012 at 10:25am by a1f0sff

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Well at least it's out of your life now!

#1 - On 01/29/2012 at 10:24am by kman1759

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