Today, it's my birthday. After a day out partying, I came home to find all my stuff smashed in the yard, even my 42" plasma TV. After asking my girlfriend what her problem was, she said a "slut" left a message on the machine stating how fun last night was. It turned out to be my mom. FML

by chaos2007 / 05/13/2009 at 1:11am / United States (Texas) / Love

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  • I suggest ditching the psycho. A 42" plasma? I certainly hope she's going to buy you a new one. But my guess is she doesn't even have a job. Just because it has legs and talks doesn't mean it's worth dating.

    #8 - On 05/13/2009 at 11:43am by simplyabsurd

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  • Well, now maybe you can get a girlfriend who is slightly less crazy...

    #4 - On 05/13/2009 at 11:41am by deaditegirl

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