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Today, I finally worked up the courage to tell my girlfriend we should start seeing other people. She said "Don't worry, I'm already way ahead of you." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28752) - you deserved it (8720)

On 01/18/2012 at 12:09am - love - by too slow - United States

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She could have been lying just to get the upper hand in the situation. You pretty much just broke up with her, she doesn't want to look like she's affected by it.

Or maybe she's a cheating bitch, I don't know.

#8 - On 01/18/2012 at 6:09am by Nikkitaria

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You're better without her.

#2 - On 01/18/2012 at 5:59am by UrLyfSuxx

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