Today, I introduced my boyfriend of two weeks to my parents. My dad asked me to leave the room so they could have some "guy talk". I eavesdropped, only to hear the words "sex-crazed fuck" and a threat to stick bamboo shoots under my boyfriend's fingernails if he ever hurt me. FML

by soontobedumped / 01/15/2012 at 2:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

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  • Sounds like your dad just cares about you a lot. It's a good thing ;)

    #1 - On 01/15/2012 at 5:26pm by yusaku02

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  • The good news is your dad cares about you and wants to protect you. The bad news is your boyfriend may now be scared shit less and may be considering the option to break up with you, and running away to another country so he won't be murdered by that psychotic killer that is you father .

    But if your boyfriend does stay by your side then you know he is a keeper. :)

    #3 - On 01/15/2012 at 5:31pm by K_kanaka

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