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Today, my girlfriend and I were being driven home from our date by her mother. She's Jewish and I'm Catholic. Her mother was talking about how my girlfriend was going on a trip to Jerusalem that summer. She finished with "And you can find a nice Jewish boy while you're there." FML


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On 03/02/2009 at 3:10am - love - by Not Jewish (man) - United States (California)

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I dated a white girl with a racist father (I'm a half black half Asian). We just dealt with it and eventually he just kind've lightened up. Just keep at it and it'll get better.

Although this girl did cheat on me after a 2-year long relationship so....yeah....

#1 - On 03/02/2009 at 10:31am by Jaywin

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dont worry.... im pretty sure most jewish parents say that.. i know mine do.

#9 - On 03/02/2009 at 11:18am by Idyedmyhairblack

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