Today, marks the fourth straight night that my girlfriend has screamed and cried in fear, scratching and kicking me in her sleep. The reason? I took her to see Paranormal Activity 3. FML

by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 5:47am / United States (California) / Love

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  • That "screaming in fear" and "kicking and scratching" is called being possesed.

    GET HER TO AN EXORCIST, NOW!!!!!

    #5 - On 10/24/2011 at 10:01am by THE_A_TEEN

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  • I don't think hitting and scratching would do much good against a paranormal entity, but maybe that's just me.

    #4 - On 10/24/2011 at 10:00am by Iknoweverything

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