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Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML


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On 10/17/2011 at 8:16pm - love - by pupitre (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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well you could have said "and ive already done that in the past, now i have you." :-*

#2 - On 10/18/2011 at 12:29am by evilscorpi

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So, did you eat the damn thing or not? I'm on the edge of my seat here, people.

#8 - On 10/18/2011 at 12:31am by every1luvsboners

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