Today, I was sent home from work early because of structural issues. I walked in on my unemployed boyfriend cuddling another woman on the couch. When I confronted them, he freaked out and kept trying to convince me that I was dreaming. I don't know what I ever saw in this loser. FML

by alone / 09/23/2011 at 7:04am / China / Love

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  • Leave him and tell his ass to get a job.

    #1 - On 09/23/2011 at 9:15am by emleahlie

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  • Are you sure you didn't catch his long-lost twin brother, the one with the terrible accent?

    #12 - On 09/23/2011 at 9:24am by perdix

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