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Today, I found out that the man who offered to put up the woman I love in exchange for me helping out with his rent, has in fact been her "other" boyfriend since before she moved in. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24375) - you deserved it (4153)

On 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm - love - by Just me (man) - United States (Tennessee)

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Find your love and earn it, don't exchange it.

#9 - On 09/10/2011 at 1:36am by zacharytk72

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"Hey, bro, I can't afford my rent."
"No problem, dude, I'll give you the money for that, but you have to let my girlfriend sleep at your place. Is that OK?"

#42 - On 09/10/2011 at 8:55am by perdix

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