Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML
by Kevin / 09/09/2011 at 8:10am / United Kingdom / Love
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#2 - On 09/09/2011 at 9:59am by SimmoRocks
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Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.
#10 - On 09/09/2011 at 10:04am by GrammarNaziFTW
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