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Today, I learned that I have the balls to base jump and skydive, but I still can't ask out the hot girl working at the pub. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25304) - you deserved it (8158)

On 08/30/2011 at 10:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

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#1 - On 08/30/2011 at 12:57pm by lol0wnee

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You are afraid of asking her out because you are afraid of rejection. That is not something you have to worry about when you skydive. The ground will never reject you.

#8 - On 08/30/2011 at 1:03pm by jsfromga

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