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Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39251) - you deserved it (2956)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

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reply back saying "its ok i was cheating on you too with your brother... oh and is he free this weekend?"

#4 - On 08/26/2011 at 1:01pm by xGolBLiiN

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I've been dumped by a fair share of ghosts myself. It can be really emotional, but you will get over it.

#2 - On 08/26/2011 at 1:01pm by iAmScrubs

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