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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29013) - you deserved it (4906)

On 08/24/2011 at 7:34am - love - by fmlTGOD - United States

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you should consult my therapist, Dr. Jack Daniel

#4 - On 08/24/2011 at 12:54pm by CinderellaC

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You ought to be ashamed of yourself.

#2 - On 08/24/2011 at 12:53pm by shadowgamer_x

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