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Today, the guy of my dreams told me he liked me and leaned in to kiss me. Just as our lips touched, I ripped a big ass fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40191) - you deserved it (15062)

On 08/13/2011 at 12:06am - love - by sydneybourgeois - United States (Texas)

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WTF? sometimes I wonder how you people can do all this kind of weird things!

#5 - On 08/13/2011 at 6:34am by geekpowerwtf

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Nice one.......

#1 - On 08/13/2011 at 6:26am by maddy14

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