Today, my wife of three years asked me to meet her for lunch at Subway. When I arrived, she was standing in the parking lot. She handed me a footlong sub, said "I got you a turkey sandwich" and followed it up with "And I'm leaving you." FML

by Joey / 05/07/2009 at 6:39pm / United States (California) / Love

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  • OUCHH!!!
    But hey, at least you got a footlong.... or maybe you don't and that's why she's leaving you? Think about it...

    All kidding set aside, FYL

    #3 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:02pm by theluckygirl28

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  • Could have been worse. She could have ended things without giving you a turkey sandwich. And then where would you be!

    #4 - On 05/07/2009 at 8:05pm by AngelRaven89

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