Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML
by Jonathan / 10/13/2008 at 4:27am / Love
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only half naked?
you're not very ambitious.
#4 - On 03/05/2009 at 11:35pm by kirstyfaerie
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That's weird. Today, I was having sex on a boat with a hot brunette. Then, I woke up.
And Samus slapped me.
#11 - On 05/09/2009 at 11:24pm by birchofacookie
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