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Today, I laughed when I saw my ex-girlfriend in her overall uniform, thinking she'd got a job as a janitor. Turns out she's as professional marine welder. She's 22 years old and earns my monthly salary in three days. My current girlfriend who was there with me called me a loser in front of her. FML


I agree, your life sucks (12599) - you deserved it (61111)

On 07/05/2011 at 3:06am - love - by eatmywords (man) - Singapore

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So, what's your amazing job that entitles you to belittle janitors?
No wonder your girlfriend called you a loser: Your ex has nore balls than you. Grow a pair, and stop acting like a little boy.

#7 - On 07/05/2011 at 10:07am by dudeitsdanny

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you completely deserved image how much worse your life would suck if your current gf left you for your ex gf :)

#5 - On 07/05/2011 at 10:03am by SteelCladAngel

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