Today, my dad texted me and told me "I love u." I answer back with "I love you too dad...are you drunk?" and he answers back "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML
by thatonekid / 05/06/2009 at 6:04pm / United States (Virginia) / Love
Make sure your text complies with our rules
People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.
#5 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:32pm by Shrtpixy
See in context
#2 - On 05/06/2009 at 8:31pm by dammn
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