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Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. As we got to the ticket booth, a couple of girls queued behind us. My boyfriend graciously introduced me as his little sister, and invited the girls to join us. We've been together for two years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51963) - you deserved it (6695)

On 06/10/2011 at 7:42pm - love - by sherryberry2013 - United States

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you shouldve started making out with him and then said "he's into incest, sorry ladies"

#4 - On 06/10/2011 at 11:52pm by jennifer93

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wow. that sucks. screw him

#1 - On 06/10/2011 at 11:48pm by classickari

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