Today, a hot girl got into the elevator just as I took a bite out of my Three Musketeers bar. I instinctively smiled at her and chocolate drool poured out of my mouth. FML
by anonymous / 05/05/2009 at 10:17am / United States (New York) / Love
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You think that's bad, I did the same thing while eating a COCK.
#1 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:47pm by Occam
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Women love chocolate, women love little kids. You're like the best of both worlds.
#11 - On 05/05/2009 at 4:56pm by rukusrazor
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