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Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML


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On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

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is your dad Peter Griffin? and are you by any chance named Meg?

#1 - On 06/05/2011 at 6:06am by CasualZombie

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your dad might have multiple personality disorder, and at that moment he chose the personality of a 5 year old boy who has just discovered the wonder of farting

#9 - On 06/05/2011 at 6:14am by ChopToxicity

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