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Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML


I agree, your life sucks (35613) - you deserved it (8383)

On 05/31/2011 at 8:50pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Brazil

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Time for him to train to become a professional bachelor

#2 - On 06/01/2011 at 3:07am by structuredchaoz

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wow this guys a douche! He couldn't wait one more night to "train"? It's not like the gaming system is gonna grow legs and run away, unlike his girlfriend

#9 - On 06/01/2011 at 3:13am by Mitcha857

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