Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

by Brian / 05/04/2009 at 7:27pm / United States (New Jersey) / Love

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  • Who put those condoms in my wallet?

    #2 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:07am by 24788

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  • ydi, for not listening to your high school sex ed teacher when they told you that keeping condoms in your wallet can cause them to be exposed to higher temperatures and/or weird conditions that affect their effectiveness.

    #6 - On 05/05/2009 at 3:13am by imintheair

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