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Today, I woke up, rolled over, and kissed the boy who was peacefully sleeping next to me, cheerfully saying, "Good morning, baby!" That boy is my dog. FML


I agree, your life sucks (15313) - you deserved it (33160)

On 05/21/2011 at 5:29pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Denmark

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did you had a fun night? some ppl have animal fetishes. don't worry I respect it.

#2 - On 05/21/2011 at 8:12pm by needleinmypants

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