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Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML


I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (4267)

On 05/16/2011 at 6:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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make him pay for gas

#1 - On 05/16/2011 at 7:15pm by chino627

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Pull a Carrie Underwood and dig your keys into the side of his pretty little souped up four wheel drive! He didn't cheat, but it would be nice since he just got his car back.

#13 - On 05/16/2011 at 7:18pm by CitrusGirl

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