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Today, I went to my phone company and had my text history pulled. Why? Because a few days ago my 4 year old daughter told me that, "Daddy has a wife and a girlfriend." Turns out she was right. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41688) - you deserved it (3766)

On 05/14/2011 at 7:35pm - love - by Clueless (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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damn kids are so truthful. fyl. sorry.

#3 - On 05/15/2011 at 3:25am by MissAwesomeness

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she must be one clever little girl

#4 - On 05/15/2011 at 3:25am by aaronmk

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