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Today, my boyfriend came home from a camping trip and broke up with me. All because when he was watching the lake he was near, ripples formed. Apparently, this means God was telling him I'm impure and unable to be "saved by Christ" and therefore, a waste of his time. I dated this lunatic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34009) - you deserved it (7900)

On 05/12/2011 at 7:34pm - love - by dammitvasquez - Canada

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Well look on the bright side. You're no longer dating a lunatic.

#1 - On 05/13/2011 at 2:58am by paramedicgirl87

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Looks like Jesus saved YOU from that lunatic.

#6 - On 05/13/2011 at 3:03am by WompWompWomp123

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