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Today, I discovered that my boyfriend, the one who does all the cooking in the house, doesn't wash his hands after using the bathroom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35866) - you deserved it (12691)

On 05/06/2011 at 3:27pm - love - by msjustine (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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You put his dick in your mouth, it's okay.

#31 - On 05/06/2011 at 7:15pm by smileycyrus

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that's rather gross

#2 - On 05/06/2011 at 7:00pm by Godfreyy

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