Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

by cbolig / 05/03/2011 at 8:15am / Love

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  • Yes, Fuck your life. Not the guy who's having a seizure.

    #9 - On 05/03/2011 at 1:03pm by cptmorgan15

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  • Warning: Rapist around. Signs of rapist are; Going to the movies, video games and oldness. If this rapist try's to attack you shine flash light off and on rapidly until help arrives.

    #11 - On 05/03/2011 at 1:04pm by Haiden

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