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Today, while on a first date with a guy who turned out to be twice my age, we were playing video games at the theatre before the movie started. Suddenly he falls face first while having a seizure. The EMT asked if my "dad" had a history of epilepsy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17782) - you deserved it (26533)

On 05/03/2011 at 8:15am - love - by cbolig -

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Yes, Fuck your life. Not the guy who's having a seizure.

#9 - On 05/03/2011 at 1:03pm by cptmorgan15

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Warning: Rapist around. Signs of rapist are; Going to the movies, video games and oldness. If this rapist try's to attack you shine flash light off and on rapidly until help arrives.

#11 - On 05/03/2011 at 1:04pm by Haiden

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