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Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend's present to me was that he actually flushed the toilet AND put the seat down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (35524) - you deserved it (6494)

On 04/27/2011 at 10:41pm - love - by suckishbf (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

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you've trained him well

#1 - On 04/28/2011 at 2:33am by iSitt

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At least he didn't leave your birthday present in the toilet.

#10 - On 04/28/2011 at 2:45am by FFML_314

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