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Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52412) - you deserved it (9404)

On 04/25/2011 at 9:49am - love - by Jade (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

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at least you got a free burger

#3 - On 04/25/2011 at 12:56pm by Docbee

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ouch. gotta love random strangers. I feel bad for him though. even if it was only a week.

#1 - On 04/25/2011 at 12:55pm by 132BlackRoses

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