Today, it was my boyfriend's 21st birthday. Along with a pair of $80 shoes, I bought him a birthday cake, his favorite ice cream and a $15 balloon. I showed up to the party and he was very intoxicated. So intoxicated that he pops the balloon, drops the cake, and throws up all over his new shoes. FML

by Anonymous / 05/03/2009 at 11:22am / United States (North Carolina) / Love

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  • I would like to see this $15 balloon.

    #4 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:32pm by Jaywin

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  • But he's still got the ice cream right? Let's keep this in perspective!

    #5 - On 05/03/2009 at 2:33pm by Sage1314

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