Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together, and I was in a snuggly mood. I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes and whisper sweet nothings to him in the darkness. His response? "Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?!" FML

by Anonymous / 04/01/2011 at 12:32am / United States / Love

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  • damn, girl, brush yo teefs!

    |the kid|

    #2 - On 04/01/2011 at 5:57am by TheNewGuy03

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  • YDI for smelly breath. Although, he could've been a lot nicer about it.

    #6 - On 04/01/2011 at 6:00am by mintcar

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