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Today, I decided to have dinner with three friends to forget about the painful break up with my boyfriend. The first friend announced that she and her boyfriend had just bought a house, the second one that he was no longer single, and the third one revealed that she was pregnant. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37800) - you deserved it (4718)

On 03/26/2011 at 9:19pm - love - by marie12 (woman) - Belgium (Brabant)

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one is the loneliest number.

#1 - On 03/27/2011 at 3:15am by Grimmerie

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could be worse, one of them could have announced they had just gotten together with your ex-boyfriend. Down some martinis and be happy

#10 - On 03/27/2011 at 3:25am by bete_noire

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