Double dump

By dumped - 10/03/2011 21:42 - Canada

Today, my girlfriend haltingly dumped me over the phone. Faint splashes punctuated her grunting, straining sounds. FML
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Gurljuice 0

She doubled her relief

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sassypants93 17

That sounds like she got a big dumping in more ways than one.

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whoisthisgirl 4

lol that sucks...

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persianjr1 7

He got dumped. Literally!!!!

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GiggidyPants 0

i would have ran to the baffroom and started taking a poo

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Dmars444 4

I would say she was most likely having sex with another person, probably a guy, while she was on the phone breaking up with you. as this would explain the grunting and maybe splashing. unless she was moving a bathtub full of water. could go either way...

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ctguyfml 4

dmars she was taking a dump. grunting and straining and then he heard the shit splash into the toilet bowl.

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rallets 22

"baffroom"? this FML sounds kinda shitty though. i dont think i can take much more of this crap. its a load of bullshit.

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poiuytjfffc 0

she sure as hell DUMPED u all right, teehee a poop joke.

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riley322 0

Op, was your ex a Chris Brown fan? She must be since she gave you the deuces!

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MissBunny25 0

that's disgusting! clearly she has no class at all. you're well rid of her.

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BigHoshJosh 0

gotta catch em all

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TheTweaker 0

if she dumped you like that you must have acted like "shit". I bet you now feel like crap. O!

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lilash1 0

well at least you know why she dumped you

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lilash1 0

oops didn't mean to post tht comment

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Gurljuice 0

She doubled her relief

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WOW_BS 0

Damn. That win is a win?

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SinfulTragedy 19

So #3 is bi-winning??? :)

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FranzFerdinand 18

103. xDD 3 is a total bitchin' rockstar from Mars.

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agentx52 13

Everyone here just won. Except OP lol

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gideeupp 9

#103 maybe even tri-winning. xD

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Petey_devil 0

no this stopped being funny. TMZ said so 

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sassypants93 17

That sounds like she got a big dumping in more ways than one.

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Rawket_Lawnchair 0

Hai guise! This is my telescope/camera shit and I'm a ******!

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Rabbitt78660 0

NO...EPIC FAIL. : l [dry stare] blink..blink..

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lazerdude07 0

Oh I get it.... DUMP-ed!! haha, good one

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AsianCookie247 14

haha good job!

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bansheebomber 14

Boo, you beat me to it. It's been a crappy day for me.

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BugsBunny1 4

Stop trying to make these puns people. They're really shitty. -.-

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syndragore 0

I agree with 190. These puns are crap.

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mr_miyagi 0

yea sounds like op had a phony relationship with a shitty girlfriend

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cole1497 0

Caulfim, if you're going to be a dick, English has a capital "E".

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WOW_BS 0

Cole, if your gonna be a douche and correct him...well you can just go smd.

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mintcar 9

^If you're going to comment, then you should probably understand the difference between " your" (possessive) and "you're" (contraction). ---------------------------- Meaned? HAHAHAHA. Only on FML will you see something like this.

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meowmeowwkitty 0

no. get over it. your-you're it's just a website! jeesh, we all get that

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MrLaryRottweila 1

COMBO-BREAKER!! haha sorry

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Bartimaeus 7

-at 127- the Grammar Nazis and Spelling Spetsnaz are pleased with your comments.

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TheNewGuy03 28

183 -- i think that the grammar nazis should take on a new moniker -- the grammar gru. that way, it is in keeping with the alliterative theme -- ya know, grammar gru, spelling spetsnaz, syntax syndicate, etc. |the kid|

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Rabbitt78660 0

you do realize that metaphorically, u were that dump...that she strained, crapped out and flushed?! dude, she ate fiber the night b4 and set this all up! Ur Special!

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MissBunny25 0

186 is a win!! nobody got that but me I think.. :( now I feel like a nerd.

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jess2gd4u 0

172. You are a douche. Your mistake was preventible, and you sound like even more of a douche because you had to make up an excuse. Don't blame technology for your inability. Have you not heard the term "A bad tradesman blames his tools"

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TimeDisposalEngi 14

173, the preventable mistake was not the reason you are a dick. Completely uncorrelated. Js.

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cheeksMcgeeks 3

I'm calling bullshit on this one. Everyone knows girls don't poop.

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cheeksMcgeeks 3

My jokes are always funny. Always. Even when they are moderated.

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Sirin_fml 46

Sorry cheeksMcgeeks; men must never know the truth.

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rallets 22

damn i missed that.. everything good is always moderated

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DuyLe 0

Sirin, parle-vous Francais? Just a quick off-topic question. I want to move to France and wonder how is it there if you don't mind answering. Merci beaucoup. :)

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rld916 0

so she cheated on u and broke up with u at the same time...suckz

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persianjr1 7

sorry didn't mean to post that*

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Sirin_fml 46

Did it seem like a good idea at the time or something? How do you accidentally post a coherent comment?

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spetchi 0

She was cheating with her poop?

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FriskyCoconut 0

cheating? she was takin a dump

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Kallik 0

this person thought the girl was having sex. cause of the grunting and straining sounds..

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Lufferkinz 0

"Oh... oh, yeah... OH! UGH! AH! SHIIIIT! Shit, shit, shit... ah, yeah.. ah..."

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meowmeowwkitty 0

how do we know she wasn't in the bathtub banging some other guy?? hmm....?

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meowmeowwkitty 0

OH! THANK YOU 114! so missed that, but yes! my thoughts too

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ILoveYourDespair 0

I'm pretty sure she was crapping.

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