Today, I was out skating with a guy I really like. I put on my best moves, to impress him. I ended up slicing his lip open with my skate mid-jump. His lip is now wired shut by twelve stitches. FML

by Anonymous / 03/02/2011 at 4:26pm / United States (Michigan) / Love

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  • as an EX figure skater. why the hell was his face that close to your blade.

    #4 - On 03/02/2011 at 7:12pm by mack1688

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  • I'm pretty sure you impressed him
    he never saw it coming

    #7 - On 03/02/2011 at 7:19pm by memo619

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