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Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11309) - you deserved it (46403)

On 02/12/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by grrrr - United States

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OP - You're an idiot. Either you meant to break up with him, in which case you shouldn't apologize for it and presumably try to take him back, or you broke up with him in a fit of rage in which case you deserve it because you didn't control yourself enough to not say something you don't mean.

#5 - On 02/12/2011 at 5:07pm by 5t3ff1k4h

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Why did you break up with him them? YDI

#1 - On 02/12/2011 at 5:04pm by kenshinjapan

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