Today, I wanted to propose to my girlfriend, so I bought M and M's which I had customized with the words "Will you marry me?" on them. She ate them all without reading them. FML
I agree, your life sucks (41842) - you deserved it (13720)
On 02/08/2011 at 11:57am - love - by Username - United States (Nevada)
Anonymous's life also sucksToday, I was attacked by clowns at work. I don't work at the circus. FML
Username also deserved itToday, I scraped the ice off my boss's car windows and thought it'd be funny to scrape a…
why didn't you tell her to look at them??!!
#3 - On 02/08/2011 at 12:53pm by locaaaa
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The fortune cookies are niftier.
#1 - On 02/08/2011 at 12:51pm by vyvianpenniman
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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