A for effort

By SkinsCastSelection - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France

Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture of his morning dump because it was heart-shaped. FML
I agree, your life sucks 38 155
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UpsidedownKayak 9

OP, you should be flatulence that he shows a large intestine you and such affection for you, even if he has a crappy way of showing it. What I mean to say is don't dump on his adoration for you. I bet you #2 have a great relationshit, don't flush it down the toilet over a defecate of opinion. I bet that one day he will bowel down on one knee and propose to you. Then you and he will have a smooth move in together and poop out a few kids butt you have to keep pushing forward. Good luck OP!

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UpsidedownKayak 9

I think she is going to "dump" him. He is done "dumping" for today.

You don't have to put up with his shit.

FYLDeep 25

He made you a heart shaped dumpling. (:

My mama always said... love is like a piece of heart shaped turd. A bit nutty and smelly when your on the outside of it... but warm and sticky when you get in it.

That's disgusting but with a good intention..I guess.

Aw, don't worry, you'll get to a point where you can appreciate his poop!

I don't think anyone can actually appreciate poop.